Fractured!!!

Im using one hand to type now. So you will see some slowness when you reading this post. Hahahahaha...in crapping again. Recently i fractured my metacarpal neck on my right hand at the 4th and 5th finger. Please refer to my facebook album for pictures.

How it happened? Everyone asking about it. Long story lor. Talk also will like "a piece of long cloth". Lol direct translate from chinese. I think many people will understand it. So conclusion was i punched like mostly boxer did during the accident. Although im not a boxer but still fractured my metacarpal neck. Big impact right? Imagine the force like this landed on your face. Scary boh? So dont play play with me or you gona eat my "Tumbukan Padu Maut"!!! Remember this killer blow of Suria Perkasa Hitam a.k.a Baja Hitam?

Kamen Rider BLACK

Miss him boh? My childhood hero. His motorcycle name "Belalang Tempur". I love it so much. Cannot miss the show at all. Hehehehe.. Anyway back to main topic. My hand, yeah, is getting better now. Before this really look likes "Salty Pork Knuckle". The bruised gone day by day. Hope i can recover ASAP cause i really hate to wear this caster. Not even a week i already dream to recover liao. Impossible la hor unless i got alot chakra to heal my hand. Crap again.

Ok la i dont want to write anymore, hand need to rest. ADIOS!!

Madin Mohamed - Soccer Wonderkid

I bet u all never hear about this lil kid that can play soccer so well, he can play the ball like Zidane, very skillful and great ball control with his both feet. Yes he is Madin Mohamed , a 6 years old that can control the ball better than many football players i have seen. A superstar in the making tracked by Europe's elite. This guy is out of this world, no wonder the likes of Real Madrid and Chelsea are tracking and battling it out for him, he is an algerian kabyle ( like zinedine zidane also kabyle ) 6 year old boy, Born in algeria, moved to france at 3. He got a scholarship by the French Football Federation after scouts alerted FFF of Madin.

Carling Cup Champion 2009

United win in Carling Cup final

Ben Foster the Hero of the day.

The Carling Cup final was decided on penalties as Manchester United and Tottenham played out a goalless draw at Wembley. Ben Foster saved from Jamie O'Hara and David Bentley shot wide to give United the first domestic trophy of the season.

Congratulation to Manchester United. 1 down 3 to go, here we come BPL, Fa Cup and UCL.

CARLING CUP FINAL: Man Utd 0-0 Tottenham (4-1 on pens)

A Plastic Bag Full of "Gold"

Character:
1. Driver - Benny
2. Passenger(1) - Vincent
3. Passenger(2) - Tay
4. Passenger(3) - Alfred

One day, a group of 4 friends went to Genting Highlands together-gether. On their way to Genting, Vincent stomach start to spin inside out causing him extreme pain in the ass.

Vincent : Benny!!! My tummy very pain now. I need to shit!!
Benny : Oh oh...wait wait, i will drop you at the nearest rest house along the way to Genting. Just bare until we reach the rest house.
Vincent : *bearbear* arghh...KruuuKrruukkrukk(tummy sound). Alright but fast please.
Tay : Please hold your shit Vincent, dont open your gateway of "Gold".
Alfred : Take a deep breathe Vincent, it will make you feel better.(Worry Vincent cannot bear until rest house, sweating =.=")

As their car went along the highway, they could not find any rest house until they reached the bottom of Genting Highlands. That time Vincent really cannot tahan anymore and told Benny to pull aside. Then he rushed to the bush beside the road to settle his business. At that moment, Vincent recalled that cannot simply pee or shit anywhere especially at jungle or bushes. So he asked Alfred to bring a plastic bag for him so that he can shit into it.

After a few minutes, Vincent finally done with his big business. The reward is big. Full of the plastic bag. The thought of throwing it there but it just like he shit at there. No different so he took the bag of "Gold" with him to the car. Benny screamed at him, what the heck!!! Why are you bringing that bag of shit with you. Then Vincent explained to Benny and finally Benny agreed to let him put the bag of "Gold" at the boot of the car. Tay and Alfred was laughing until stomach also pain jor.

Then Benny opened the boot of the car and when Vincent want to put the bag of "Gold" into the boot, in a split second someone snatched the plastic bag from his hand. 2 guys riding a motorcycle ran from behind and snatched his "Gold" away. Snatch Thieves!!!! We all stunned for 1 min. Everyone of us stoned and not moving. Suddenly we all burst out laughing for what had happened a minute ago. Holy Shit!! Those snatch thieves really ZHAP dou "Gold" from Vincent. Imagine that those 2 snatch thieves happily open the plastic bag to find out that they snatched a bag of full "Gold". Their expression will be damn priceless weyy...

Vincent's "GOLD"

This will be the expression of the snatch thieves when they saw the shit

After that incident, they happily went up to Genting to enjoy their trip. All the way they laughing when think back what had happened just now. Those snatch thieves must be very pity and i bet they would never ever want to snatch anything again. Maybe they should try to snatch "A Pocketful of Sunshine" in the future. Hopeless thieves this time..they "PHAILED" big time.


The story above was based on true story, person involved are not their real name and all the character's name has been changed for their privacy and safety because it might harm them if the snatch thieves read this blog and want to find them for revenge. (the color of the font was changed to red due to some ppl's eye, they never read this part and thought the story happened to the person name above).