A Plastic Bag Full of "Gold"

Character:
1. Driver - Benny
2. Passenger(1) - Vincent
3. Passenger(2) - Tay
4. Passenger(3) - Alfred

One day, a group of 4 friends went to Genting Highlands together-gether. On their way to Genting, Vincent stomach start to spin inside out causing him extreme pain in the ass.

Vincent : Benny!!! My tummy very pain now. I need to shit!!
Benny : Oh oh...wait wait, i will drop you at the nearest rest house along the way to Genting. Just bare until we reach the rest house.
Vincent : *bearbear* arghh...KruuuKrruukkrukk(tummy sound). Alright but fast please.
Tay : Please hold your shit Vincent, dont open your gateway of "Gold".
Alfred : Take a deep breathe Vincent, it will make you feel better.(Worry Vincent cannot bear until rest house, sweating =.=")

As their car went along the highway, they could not find any rest house until they reached the bottom of Genting Highlands. That time Vincent really cannot tahan anymore and told Benny to pull aside. Then he rushed to the bush beside the road to settle his business. At that moment, Vincent recalled that cannot simply pee or shit anywhere especially at jungle or bushes. So he asked Alfred to bring a plastic bag for him so that he can shit into it.

After a few minutes, Vincent finally done with his big business. The reward is big. Full of the plastic bag. The thought of throwing it there but it just like he shit at there. No different so he took the bag of "Gold" with him to the car. Benny screamed at him, what the heck!!! Why are you bringing that bag of shit with you. Then Vincent explained to Benny and finally Benny agreed to let him put the bag of "Gold" at the boot of the car. Tay and Alfred was laughing until stomach also pain jor.

Then Benny opened the boot of the car and when Vincent want to put the bag of "Gold" into the boot, in a split second someone snatched the plastic bag from his hand. 2 guys riding a motorcycle ran from behind and snatched his "Gold" away. Snatch Thieves!!!! We all stunned for 1 min. Everyone of us stoned and not moving. Suddenly we all burst out laughing for what had happened a minute ago. Holy Shit!! Those snatch thieves really ZHAP dou "Gold" from Vincent. Imagine that those 2 snatch thieves happily open the plastic bag to find out that they snatched a bag of full "Gold". Their expression will be damn priceless weyy...

Vincent's "GOLD"

This will be the expression of the snatch thieves when they saw the shit

After that incident, they happily went up to Genting to enjoy their trip. All the way they laughing when think back what had happened just now. Those snatch thieves must be very pity and i bet they would never ever want to snatch anything again. Maybe they should try to snatch "A Pocketful of Sunshine" in the future. Hopeless thieves this time..they "PHAILED" big time.


The story above was based on true story, person involved are not their real name and all the character's name has been changed for their privacy and safety because it might harm them if the snatch thieves read this blog and want to find them for revenge. (the color of the font was changed to red due to some ppl's eye, they never read this part and thought the story happened to the person name above).